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When
comb overs are no longer working . . . give him this generous Toupee
with Toup-Paste. On every windy day, his
significant other will thank you.
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When
half a little dab will do you . . . this Bald
Man's Comb will come to the rescue.
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When
all the shiny hubcaps aren't on his car . . . his Dome
Polish and Chamois Cloth will give a spit shine
. . . sunglasses are not included.
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After
he's tried it all and is feeling a bit defeated, the "Balding
Experiment" Hat will help him save face . . .
oops,
he already has plenty of face ! (We are temporarily substituting the "OLD
DUDE" cap)
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After
seeing himself in his new "Laughing"
Mirror, he will grit his teeth and think of you.
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He
will be be forever indebted to you for his Chrome Dome makeover
perfectly packaged in a specially designed
Chrome
Dome
Gift Bag.
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We even provide a poem:
"Oh sure you used to have lots of
hair.
It was long and wavy and so debonair.
But now you're old, & your hair has up & went,
Science is using
you as an experiment.
'Cause you're losing hair at a rapid pace,
but think of it this way:
you're gaining face!"
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NOW
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Note:
We occasionally substitute items of equal laugh value in gift bags to
insure prompt shipment. If you are ordering 1 item which is not in
stock, we always will contact you immediately.
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NO RISK 30
DAY GUARANTEE
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