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Crisis Kit

Constipation Crisis Kit

Only:  $ 13.95


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"We can't solve the Middle East Crisis 
but we surely have this one covered"  



Your geezer will be pleased that you have prepared them for their middle aged crisis.

 No ExLax required . . . our solution is totally natural. --- Well, except for the stick of TNT !

 Over the hill bran flakes and prune juice is a combination that will swap their groan for a grin.

 When all else fails . . . TNT will break any road block.

 Instructions NOT included for the toilet paper . . . they will know what to do.

 A portable solution which is perfectly packaged to go with your geezer as they go with the flow.

A hilarious gift that will keep the party moving . . . if you KNOW what we mean. 

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