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Six essential gifts for the
over-the-hill driver PLUS adequate warning for passengers and those in
the vicinity.
There's a compass for the disoriented driver, Geezer Goggles
to enhance vision, an Official Over-the-Hill Parking Permit, a car sign
with suction-cup attachment "Caution: Slow Moving
Vehicle", "Over-the-hill Driver: Low on Octane, High on
Gas" Key chain, and finally a "Toxic Gas Air
Freshener" to hang on their mirror.
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Over-the-Hill Poetry on attached gift tag
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When you get behind the wheel, it's
important that everyone know:
You don't know where you're going, and your only speed is
slow.
You're low on octane, high on gas, and you turn and stop at
will.
You think you're an "experienced" driver, truth is you're over
the hill!
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Two hands on the wheel ought to give it away...but the caution sign
can't hurt!
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Old age has it's privileges, so take advantage
with the Over-the-Hill Parking Permit.
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Do all your passengers a favor, hang the Toxic
Gas Air Freshener without delay! The name "Old Fart"
didn't just come out of thin air, you know!
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Laugh after laugh after laugh!
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A
terrific Over the Hill gift that will have everyone at the party
rolling.
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Atlanta: (770) 739-0311
 TOLL FREE: (800) 693-5128
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