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CLEAR !!  Recharge!  CLEAR !!  

Why take chances when you are on the "down slope" of life.  Keep a FLAT LINE FIXER handy - especially for that next birthday party for your "older" friend.  CLEAR !  

In an easy-to-carry pouch, when your friend says "ouch" or a little pale - slap this thing on him or her. CLEAR !

Flat Line Fixer

If you're huffin' and puffin' or movin' slow,
  And starting to look old and gray.
If you crawl out of bed and pray for a pulse,
  Just to make it through another day.

If your hear is true, but beating rather flat,
  and you're feeling like and old fart,
Just hook yourself up to this Flat Line Fixer,
  For a do-it-yourself jump start.