Geezer Queen
Over-the-Hill Collection for Her Oldness
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Geezer Queen Gift Set
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" Queen of the Hill !
Well, at least Over-the-Hill ! "
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Keep the applause coming, in
fact, clap louder... she probably can't hear you! Roll out the
hot-pink carpet, her highness has arrived!
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Wishing
wands are for girls... real women need more practical scepters, like our
Flab-o-Sucker.
Nip, tuck, wish, good luck!!
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A
shimmering Tiara and a flab-oyant feather Boa, detracts from
imperfections by distracting the eye.
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Sparkle-studded
glasses will enlarge the appearance of the eyes,
giving an innocent, youthful look.
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To
help cope with red-carpet jitters... a Hot-Flash
Fan will keep her cool under pressure.
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To
complete the ensemble, spectacular flip flops. We all know her
back can't take heels anymore...
(Flip flops fit up to size 8 women's)
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All
the items come with gift bag and tissue paper... for complete, royal
treatment.
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Atlanta: (770) 739-0311
 TOLL FREE: (800) 693-5128
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