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Perfect for Any
Age !!!
The following poem is on the
coffin:
If your hair is thin & your wrinkles thick
And you can't remember your name,
If your teeth don't chop and your gas won't stop
and your back is always in pain.
If you're clumsy, tired & out of sorts
And don't know what to do,
This gift pack for the aged is suitable for you!
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This
Full to the Brim Coffin includes: anti-aging soap, black plastic
"Over the Hill" mug, Spare Parts (false teeth), Over the Hill
Survival Pills, Fart Blaster Extinguisher, Fashion Focals to help them
see better, and a large Lapel Button/Medical Alert Tag.... Fun!!
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This
black, well constructed coffin helps prepare the celebrant for that
wondrous journey in their not too distant future. A large 15
1/2" long x 8" wide x 4" deep.
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This
Over the Hill Coffin Gift Set has a shiny acetate lid so the fun will
begin as soon as your geezer unwraps this fantastic gift!!
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Buy
the EMPTY coffin and dream up your own concoctions . . . it even makes a
great potato chip server
OR . . .
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Buy
one filled with a DOZEN
BLACK ROSES . . . a perfect flower arrangement for
your geezer party.
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Whichever
coffin you choose, you will have a real show stopper at your over the hill
party.
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BUY
NOW
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NO RISK 30
DAY GUARANTEE
SHIPPING: See
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Atlanta: (770) 739-0311
 TOLL FREE: (800) 693-5128
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