Over the Hill Gift Ideas for Constipation Emergencies

Over-the-Hill Emergency Toilet Kit ONLY for those with a Great Sense of Humor!!
Enlarge Over-the-Hill Emergency Toilet Kit	Over the Hill Emergency Toilet Kit Only: $34.95 Availability: In Stock Usually Ships Next Day Call for Quantity Discounts

" CAUTION ! A Genuinely Explosive Collection !"

	There's simply no way to get around this age old (old age) problem! But help is on the way!
	Our amazing and highly effective TNT Laxative will do the trick on any road block.
	The gift bag doubles as an Emergency Toilet when there's no plumbing around!
	Give them a laugh with our Comic Book Toilet paper... Each square has a funny picture and joke for your geezer to while away the hours in the bathroom... Entertaining & Functional!!
	In case of SERIOUS emergencies, our Medical Alarm will call for help!
	For road trips and other tight situations our "Cork-it A.D." will help your geezer hold it in 'til the appropriate time.
	And for the sanity of all involved.... a vanilla-scented black candle.
	This terrific gift collection comes with Gift bag and Tissue paper.
There's nothing wrong with admitting that your geezer needs help in this department.

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Over-the-Hill Emergency Toilet Kit ONLY for those with a Great Sense of Humor!!