There's simply no way to get around this age
old (old age) problem! But help is on the way!
Our amazing and highly effective TNT
Laxative will do the trick on any road block.
The gift bag doubles as an Emergency Toilet when
there's no plumbing around!
Give them a laugh with our Comic Book Toilet
paper... Each square has a funny picture and joke for your geezer to while away
the hours in the bathroom... Entertaining & Functional!!
In case of SERIOUS emergencies, our Medical
Alarm will call for help!
For road trips and other tight situations our
"Cork-it A.D." will help your geezer hold it in 'til the appropriate
time.
And for the sanity of all involved.... a
vanilla-scented black candle.
This terrific gift collection comes with Gift bag and
Tissue paper.
There's nothing wrong with admitting that your
geezer needs help in this department.
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