When there's more pooting than putting and
the golf-cart tires aren't the only things going flat, it's time for the
Over-the-Hill Golfer's Gift Collection.
Our T-shirt
is roomy and comfortable for long walks across the green. Who's
kidding themselves... what walking... driving around the green.
Help him dress for the occasion with our
easy-to-use "LEFT" and "RIGHT" labeled socks.
Our Golfer's Excuse Spinner will help him make up
reasons for why he's too tired to hit the green: "The Golf God is just not
with me today...", or "I'm allergic to grass"...
And a shiny new pair of balls are included.
Uh, we'll leave it at that.
This terrific Golf Collection comes with Gift Bag
and Tissue Paper
For when the tiger has left the woods and all
that's left is a toothless kitten.
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