A starter set for a leisurely
retirement ! ! !
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What
will they do with all this extra time on their hands? You don't
want them wandering around in a daze. You can help them plan their
retirement hours:
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The
hard decisions become simple with a flick of the wrist using their Retirement
Decision
Dice they can plan their whole day
. . . will it be "Take
a Nap" or "Go Fishing"?
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If
the thought of no traffic, no alarm clocks, no ties and no panty hose .
. . bring tears of joy to their eyes . . . . you are prepared to rescue
them with a Retirement
Crying Towel.
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So
as not to lose all discipline they can post their Retirement
Office Hours Sign for all to admire their
commitment to retirement.
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Every
office needs a parking pass for the executive and now that they are a
CEO of retirement . . . you present them with their very own Retirement
Parking Pass. Gifts for Geezers cannot be
responsible for any fines associated with this permit.
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No
need for $5 per cup designer coffee breaks. With our Retirement
Coffee Mug they should get by with about a nickel a cup .
. . a savings needed now they are CEO of retirement (unless they are the
CEO of Enron).
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Picture
them in their hammock sipping Metamucil from their Retirement
Sipper that you have supplied for their retirement.
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You
have equipped them for all their retirement necessities provided in a
bag with tissue paper.
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Purchase today . . . we will rush your shipment so that life after
Retirement can begin in style !
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BUY
NOW
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Note:
We occasionally substitute items of equal laugh value in gift bags to
insure prompt shipment. If you are ordering 1 item which is not in
stock, we always will contact you immediately.
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NO RISK 30
DAY GUARANTEE
SHIPPING: See
Chart
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TOLL FREE: (800) 693-5128 
