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Large Retirement Gift Bag

Retirement Tote Bag


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You can help them leave with a smile.  The laughs will keep on coming as your retiree shows off their retirement collection.

 Great photo moments will be captured when your retiree puts on the  Retirement T-Shirt with the words: "Retired !  No Work Required !"   

 To catch all the TEARS OF JOY, we have included a Retirement Crying Towel.

 Is your geezer worried about retirement income?  Chase away their cares by giving your geezer just the right tools to begin a second career. Proven concept . . . has generated income for thousands of years on street corners around the world.  The Geezer Retirement Income Program includes a tin cup, dark glasses, and a starting supply of pencil and shoestring . . . overhead is minimal and the rewards can be great  ! ! !  

 Keep the sun off their head with this Retirement Hat, while they relax in their hammock sipping lemonade out of the Retirement Sipper.

 Every retiree needs a  Retirement Coffee Mug  to remind them they are always on a coffee break.

 Your retiree can show the world their new office hours with the Retirement Office Hours Sign  where office hours are now at their total whim.

 And what retirement is complete without a Retirement Parking Pass.


Purchase today . . . we will rush your shipment so that life after Retirement can begin! 

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Note:  We occasionally substitute items of equal laugh value in gift bags to insure prompt shipment.  If you are ordering 1 item which is not in stock, we always will contact you immediately.


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